Shipping Policy

We pack and ship each piece with care, but once it leaves our hands, it's out of our... well, hands.

We do not take responsibility for lost, delayed, damaged, or mysteriously vanished shipments. Life is messy — just like our art.

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Please note: Colors and textures may appear slightly different in person than they do in photos.

 

Each dump is unique, and small variations are part of the charm (and the realism).

Please double-check your shipping info before ordering. All sales are final, and all dumps ship as-is.

Thanks for understanding — and for not expecting too much from poop-related logistics.