Refund Policy

Due to the personal and, let’s face it, oddly intimate nature of our products, all sales are final.

We do not accept returns, exchanges, or refund requests — not even if your grandma is horrified (especially then).

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Each piece is handmade, unique, and delivered to you with all its glorious imperfections. If it made you laugh, cringe, or feel something you can’t quite explain, it did its job.

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Thanks for embracing the weird.