The Ugly Twin

Two parts, zero charm. The Ugly Twin comes out in stages – neither one welcome, and both equally unpleasant. Misshapen, awkward, and just plain rude. You think it’s over… then part two slides in like an unwanted sequel.
It doesn’t smell that bad – but somehow it’s worse.
It’s not epic. It’s not funny. It’s just... annoying.
 
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