The Pencil

Precision. Poise. A touch of fear. The Pencil is not your average drop – it’s a masterpiece of slim design and surprising length. Perfectly formed, impossibly intact, it draws a line straight into the abyss without a single crack.
You don’t flush right away. You just… stare.
Because this isn’t just a turd. It’s art.
 
Each piece of art (poop) comes with a handwritten thank-you note and a brief explanation.