The Anaconda

One piece. No mercy. The Anaconda slithers out in a single, majestic unit — long, thick, and unnervingly smooth. When it finally drops, it hits the bowl like a cannonball, sending a cold splash straight back up the launchpad.
You just sit there, stunned, staring at it like an artifact.
“How… how was that inside me?”
No blood was shed… but something changed in you that day.
 
Each piece of art (poop) comes with a handwritten thank-you note and a brief explanation.